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23 November 2010

questions to think about…

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?

If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? 
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
If it’s called a boxing RING, then why are they square?
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
What’s the speed of dark?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word ‘monosyllabic’?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it’s called a shipment but if we send something by ship, it’s called cargo?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
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Sources:
coolsig.com/lifes_questions7.html
angelfire.com/super/peculiar/unansweredquestions

1 comment:

  1. there's an art in asking questions... and i really need to learn this art...

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